Devourer of Steaks
Groups: Saints
Also known as: Progressive Metal Messiah, Wielder of Rhythm, Bearer of Blast Beats, Blakeyeatsteaky, Blake Richardson
Drummer of the sacred progressive metal band Between the Buried and Me.
Infernyll
Groups: The Prophet·The Cult of Nyll
Also known as: Nyll, Seer of Screens, Bearer of Mic and Mouse, Bearer of the Video Game Curse
And lo, he was chosen—not by man, nor algorithm—but by the ancient hunger of the one who stirred from the fathomless depths of twisted code and frayed cables, the ancient forgotten god Vhal'Zoggoth.
The Vessel of the Unholy Trumpet
Groups: The Blades of Nyll·Saints·The Eyes of Nyll·The Fellowship of Nyll·The Cult of Nyll
Also known as: Archbishop Tootimus Maximus, The Flatulent Prophet, The Apostle of the Holy Wind, Will Bill
The Blade and Eye of Nyll that bestowed upon us The Great Wind of 1 AN. This Saint of many names has blessed us with the Holy Event of The First Holy Flatulence.
Vhal'Zoggoth
Groups: Ancient Gods
Also known as: The Watcher of Unblinking Eyes, The One Who Corrupts VODs
Ancient God whom the cult must appease with video games and lols. The one whose presence doth lurk within the infinite blackness of the Offline. The one who corrupteth HUDs, and whose laughter resoundeth in jump scares yet untriggered.